Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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