hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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