I must be too annoying 4 u.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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