Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I think my vagina is haunted
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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