Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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