My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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