I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have feelings that need drinking.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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