I look better un-naked...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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