DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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