I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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