Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
