You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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