Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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