ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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