Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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