This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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