She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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