I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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