I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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