The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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