i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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