Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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