HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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