my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Everyone says I win the strip club
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
