if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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