We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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