Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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