If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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