Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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