I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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