Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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