I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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