Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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