Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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