We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You're like the curious george of whores
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Randomize
