IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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