Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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