super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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