$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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