im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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