She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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