I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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