Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
This is my gift to your gina
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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