Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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