just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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