Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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