Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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