I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Randomize
