fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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