i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Let's get the cat blown out
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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