found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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