Pants 0. Shit 1.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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