Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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